One of the internet communities that I hang around in has a habit of creating terrible ‘Would You Rather?’ questions, so terrible in fact that I can’t even share them at Major Spoilers.  (We are a family website, after all.)  One of the more palatable ones came recently in the form of a riddle about which item you would remove from existence FOREVER: Beer or cheese.  Of course, my thought process was to immediately wonder what that would do to the pretzel dip I get at the local brew pub, leading to today’s more-ridiculous-than-usual query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) reminds Faithful Spoilerites that the decision is irreversible and complete, and whichever one you choose would go away in all its forms, asking: Beer, Cheese or Beer Cheese?


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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.


  1. beer cheese. having only tried beer cheese-flavored snacks, that’s one thing i can do without. actually, i’ll do you a take even hotter, and say cheese-flavored anything, aside from actual cheese can all go away.

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