Cosmo Kramer was (at least briefly) Master Of His Domain.  Ralphie Parker didn’t say fudge.  As for Ted Mosby and Marshall Eriksen, their youthful smoking indiscretions were Eating A Sandwich.  When it comes to language, there is a tendency to avoid speaking of adult, unpleasant or downright filthy subject matter by using a euphemism, hiding unpleasantness behind Battlestar Galactica’s ‘frak,’ Farscape’s ‘frell’ or a good ol’ Legion ‘sprock,’ (which does raise the question of why our science fiction heroes are such potty-mouths.)  I still laugh thinking of the episode of ‘Victorious’ where someone yelled the fake curse word “What the hairballs?”, leading to today’s Belgium query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) has an endless supply of those due working near dozens of microphones every day, as any regular Top 5 and/or Critical Hit listener can tell you, asking: What’s YOUR favorite fake curse word for those times when you didn’t say “fudge?”

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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  1. Daniel Langsdale on

    While I’ve a few I’ve used myself that still border on the censorable, my favorite stand-in comes from a friend of mine who said of the driver that just cut him off: “I love you with a deep and abiding Christian love.”

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