It’s a spot held by Joan Rivers, by Whoopi Goldberg and even by Martin Mull, all of whom can be pretty funny.  But the real king of the center square on Hollywood Squares was Paul Lynde, sometime cartoon rat and beloved witch uncle, whose off-color humor always felt perfectly off-the-cuff and hilarious.  (Rumors that the show was scripted abound, but I prefer to live in a dream world where people are just that spontaneously funny…  Gives me hope, y’know?)  His shadow is a long one and his wingtips shoes would be incredibly hard to fill in any universe, leading us to today’s camp query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) thinks that Roger from ‘American Dad’ would be a little too on the nose, asking: What fictional character would be the perfect center square on ‘Hollywood Squares’?

Share.

About Author

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

5 Comments

  1. Lemmy Caution (@_Lemmy_Caution) on

    Marvel’s Hercules, the party version. He would have fun and that’s the key…

    “You fool!”

Leave A Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.