Today at work, my diet consisted of leftover food from yesterday’s food day (the Little Smokeys were gone, but I still got chips and some dip) and leftover Halloween candy, because I’m not really all that good at impulse control.  The individual breakdown was a Mr. Wiffle bar, a Kooky Nut Pop, some Gyminyms, a Zip-Zap, a Choco-Buddy, a $64000 Bar, a Not-A-Finger, and a couple of Dawkins Peanut Butter Disks.  Or perhaps not, as those are all made up, but the point still stands, leading us to today’s polyunsaturated query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) favors Almond Joy, though bite-size Payday is also enjoyable, asking: What’s the best variety of leftover Halloween candy?


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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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