This week, we enter the best week of the entire year – Halloween, when boys and girls, and men and women, don costumes and go door to door demanding candy in order to prevent horrible tricks from befalling the homeowner. But not every homeowner participates in the giving of treats.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Robot Overlord. Robot Overlord may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. The Robot Overlord contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Robot Overlord begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt the Robot Overlord.