Major Spoilers Question of the Day: Free Samples Edition

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This weekend, I watched ‘Carrie’ with the kid, did a little bit of cleaning and went to the grocery store, where I was plied with free samples of cheese, some weird pita chips and, weirdly, marshmallow salad.  All I really wanted was a pie pumpkin, but that was quickly overridden by trying all the new things on display, making me wonder why more establishments don’t give away freebies.  Like the tire store or the diamond exchange or maybe the cool fajita place by the mall, which leads us to today’s five-finger-discounted query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) would go with either chicken nuggets or classic Batmobiles, whichever, asking: What would be first in line for free samples of?


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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

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