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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. Thunderhowl on

    Batman has no time for your problems, Plastic Man is too busy trying to crack jokes during the call, and Robby Reed is to inconsistent. Mr. Fantastic would probably accidentally turn your laptop into some Kirby-esqe dimensional portal generator, but at least your wifi would get a strong signal again.

  2. Daniel Langsdale on

    Batman – he would analyze the problem and find a succinct and effective solution in as short a time possible.

    Plastic Man would try to joke around with the poor schlub who just want their problem fixed.

    Mr. Fantastic would ignore your problem and instead instruct you how to turn your computer into a dimensional interface.

    Robby Reed would all depend on who he dialed up today.

  3. Karl G Siewert on

    Batman: “You say your screen went dark? You don’t know what dark is. Listen…”
    Plastic Man: “All you have to do is turn your earlobe into a #6 Torx driver.”
    Mr. Fantastic: “What do you mean you haven’t memorized the serial number of your graphics co-processor? Why are you wasting my time?”
    Robby Reed: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

  4. When I talk to tech support I want someone that can dumb it down without making it seem like they are dumbing it down.

    Reed and Bats would both go way over my head. Not sure who Bobby is. Plastic Man would joke, but I think he has the right personality for it.

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