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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. My theoretical child would probably be like myself, getting into all manner of bizarre situations and having a weird sense of humor. So I think he or she needs a babysitter to fit that (rather than to balance it out), which is why I picked Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, though I will say Squirrel Girl and Spider-Gwen came in at a very close second.

  2. Daniel Langsdale on

    Zan and Jayna come with a monkey, and what kid doesn’t love a monkey? Wonder Twin sitters, activate!

  3. I would have Squirrel Girl and Spider-Gwen babysit my kid. I know Squirrel Girl watched Luke’s kid and kept her safe from super villains and took her for walks. I wouldn’t trust Booster with my kid at all. Zan and Jayna is my backup sitters.

  4. If I am hiring a babysitting team I want a certain amount of responsibility. That means I don’t want Thanos, Galactus or Darkseid to come in while I am out to dinner with my wife and wreck my kitchen. I can handle Reggie Mantle (even though he IS the worst), but no cosmic warlords bent on either world domination or total destruction. Archie and Juggy for my babysitting needs.

  5. thetrueelec on

    There’s no universe in which I’m letting Archie Andrews near a kid, same with Booster Gold. I don’t know much about the Wonder Twins but I do know Squirrel Girl has experience with babysitting so I’m going with her and Spider-Gwen.

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