For some reason, comic books are full of lower primates, from Beppo The Super-Monkey to Gorilla Grodd to Marvel Apes, an entire universe of anthropomorphic apes and monkeys that proves that even The House Of Ideas can’t call shots like Babe Ruth.  Still, the vast majority of them end up being the proverbial Evil Monkey, for some reason, a situation that means that DC could actually create an all-gorilla team to combat the Justice League one-to-one, leading to today’s evolutionary query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) leans towards Titano, who combines Kryptonian strength with giant-size, but he’s not so much evil as mistreated, asking: Which primate is the most evil monkey and/or ape of them all?

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  1. Well, I was going to say something poignant here about the true answer being man. Then I remembered that poor Mojo Jojo has never won anything in his life. I feel like I have to give this to him so he has something to put on his mantle.

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