Utterly ruthless, ‘Biker Of The Apocalypse’ Leonard Smalls arrives out of nowhere to offer Nathan Arizona, Sr. his services in recovering the man’s kidnapped baby.  His terrifying visage and unstoppable nature are reminiscent of The Terminator, and his first appearance (out of a literal ball of flame, as if emerging from Hell itself) is an indication of how skilled he is. Sadly, even the best bounty hunter in the world isn’t immune to a chestful of grenades, but whatever you do, don’t give Otterdisaster your theories that he is H.I.’s dad or brother or something…

It makes him mad.

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.


  1. Daniel Langsdale on

    Honorable Mention: Max Fielder from the movie Modern Problems, as portrayed by Chevy Chase. From IMDB:
    “Air traffic controller Max Fiedler is unhappy with his career and his second marriage. An exposure to toxic waste gives him the power of telekinesis. He comes to a crossroads at a beachhouse he shares with his wife, his ex, and a voodoo priestess.”

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