Regular listeners to ‘Zach Of Film’ know that young Mister Woolf is about to be Pa Woolf, as he and his wife are expecting the arrival of a Baby Woolf.  In the spirit of welcoming the Woolfs (Woolves?) to parenthood, Stephen and I have been joking about what they should name the boy.  The traditional suggestions in my family, Slagathor and Rasputin, have been soundly rejected, but I haven’t heard back on V.I.NCent or Stephen’s entry, Bruce Wayne Woolf.  In any case, the internet has shown me that major life decisions are always better when crowd-sourced, leading to today’s parental query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) reminds Faithful Spoilerites that Stephen also favors “Malcolm”, while I like the sounds of “Howland”, asking: What name would you suggest as perfect for Baby Woolf?


  1. October 21, 2017 at 11:41 am — Reply

    I am a big fan of Malcom Woolf, but I know Ms. Woolf is not a fan of that. I also suggested Bigsby Woolf, and I did not get a “no.”

  2. Daniel Langsdale
    October 21, 2017 at 12:08 pm — Reply


    Runners up:
    Conan (means “little wolf”)

  3. October 21, 2017 at 8:42 pm — Reply


    • October 21, 2017 at 8:49 pm — Reply

      I do like this one, but I don’t think Zach would “get” it.

      • Rodrigo
        October 22, 2017 at 1:31 pm — Reply

        Put it on he list!

  4. Chris
    October 21, 2017 at 10:28 pm — Reply


  5. Patrick
    October 22, 2017 at 3:12 am — Reply
  6. October 22, 2017 at 3:58 pm — Reply

    Haim Malone Woolf. Say it out loud, it sounds like an accented “I’m a lone wolf”.

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