As we often note here in Ten Things corner, naming your new character is the hardest part of the equation. For every Booster Gold, there’s a Goldballs. And then, there are the characters whose names seem to make no sense AT ALL… Welcome to Ten Things!
Whooshman-Bicarbonate Films, in conjunction with ‘An Amateur Comics Historian’ and terrifying X-Men villain with seemingly harmless name, The Sugar Man, Presents:
TEN SUPERS WHOSE NAMES DON’T MATCH THEIR POWERS!
10) THE CHAMPION
Seemingly a noble superhero type, Harold Campion entered into a flirtation with Wonder Woman that seemed like a match made in Olympus. Unfortunately, it was literally so, as Campion was actually Herakles in disguise, plotting to seduce Diana and use her in a plot to avenge himself on the Amazons. Far from being a Champion, he was a bounder, a cad and (as the kids today say) a giant douchecanoe.