As we often note here in Ten Things corner, naming your new character is the hardest part of the equation.  For every Booster Gold, there’s a Goldballs.  And then, there are the characters whose names seem to make no sense AT ALL…  Welcome to Ten Things!

Whooshman-Bicarbonate Films, in conjunction with ‘An Amateur Comics Historian’ and terrifying X-Men villain with seemingly harmless name, The Sugar Man, Presents:




Seemingly a noble superhero type, Harold Campion entered into a flirtation with Wonder Woman that seemed like a match made in Olympus. Unfortunately, it was literally so, as Campion was actually Herakles in disguise, plotting to seduce Diana and use her in a plot to avenge himself on the Amazons. Far from being a Champion, he was a bounder, a cad and (as the kids today say) a giant douchecanoe.

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.

1 Comment

  1. i’m sad you had Firestar be number one, her Microwave abilities at least set things on fire.
    i’d say blackbolt needed to be on the list… that doesn’t “scream” sound powers to me ;)

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