There are a lot of complex matters in time-travel: Marty and Doc Brown proved that fuel is a major issue, depending on the nature of the ship, while a certain would-be big game hunter named Eckels proved that one ripple in the past can really move outward in astounding ways.  Heck, even Jim Kirk discovered that it’s a bad idea to fall for a girl who died before your great-great-grandmother was ever born, but what we don’t always discuss are those time-periods that you just want to avoid, times that might as well be no time at all.  (Yeah, I am proud of that line, thanks!)  Is it the Old West, where so many chrono-travelers end up getting shot?  The weird post-apocalyptic future hellscape where Jonah Hex became embroiled in a life-or-death struggle that also featured a weird new Batman?  Or just the Midwest in the 1950s?  The choices are endless, leading to today’s metatemporal query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) would definitely avoid Detroit around the year 2043, just in case I got Robocopped or attacked by ED-209, asking: What time-travel era would you avoid like it was no time at all?

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Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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3 Comments

  1. September 3, 2017 at 4:38 pm — Reply

    The time frame when people were burned alive and/or drowned for being labeled evil or a witch for just being different, which is a fairly broad range of time. I wouldn’t last a day, I get enough flak (and more than a few threats) just for being different in the present.

    Would probably avoid the era of World War 2 as well.

  2. Hannah
    September 3, 2017 at 9:03 pm — Reply

    I’m gonna go with the period known across Europe as “The Dark Ages”. I like not dying of plague and being aloud to work and vote and do things apart from hard labor and having babies.

  3. Will
    September 3, 2017 at 10:28 pm — Reply

    Lame as it is, I could see myself using time travel to avoid any time where the temperature was over 90 degrees. Of course I’m writing this on a week with multiple 110+ days.

    Besides which is reading comics have taught me anything, my survival may be better off missing summer crossover events.

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