Though I briefly played football in Junior High School, I’ve never really been a sportsy kind of guy.  That said, there’s something to be said for a good sports movie, especially one with a ragtag group of misfits, ala The Bad News Bears.  Knowing that our fictional sports team will always win in the end, that the outcasts will bond together in solidarity and that someone will find love overcomes the daunting realization that, in real life, sometimes the best team loses.  Even when things are less upbeat at the end, as in ‘Varsity Blues’ (which you may only remember as the movie where Dawson’s Creek says “Ah down’t wunt yer laaahf!), there’s a lesson to be learned, a championship to be won and feel-good moment’s galore, leading to today’s junior varsity query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) would likely choose 2004 ADAA Dodgeball Champions Average Joe’s Gym, as seen live on ESPN-8, The Ocho, asking: Which fictional sports team do you root for the most?

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Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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6 Comments

  1. August 6, 2017 at 11:48 am — Reply

    Wild Thing pitching for the Cleveland Indians. Or the Charlestown Chiefs!

  2. August 6, 2017 at 12:11 pm — Reply

    At this moment? Fujimi High soccer team.

  3. August 6, 2017 at 2:29 pm — Reply

    Harlem Globetrotters.

  4. Neal
    August 6, 2017 at 4:33 pm — Reply

    The Harlem Heroes; fictional team in a fictional sport, in early 2000AD.

  5. August 7, 2017 at 12:02 pm — Reply

    I think I’d have to go with the Wildcats. They are U.G.L.Y. They ain’t got no alibi. But they show up in the end.

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