8) SIGMUND FREUD


Here’s the thing about Time Squad: Describing it makes you sound like you have contracted a terrible case of aphasia and cannot construct a coherent sentence.  To wit, the time that Buck Tuddrussel, Larry 3000 and Otto discovered that Paul Revere has (Had?  Will have had?) a fear of horses that will had have prevent him from making his midnight ride, forcing the Squad to bring Dr. Freud back in to time to hypnotize Revere, leading to the Paul thinking he’s a horse, Sigmund riding him to alert of British invasion and Time Squad fleeing the 18th Century because they’re now afraid of horses, too…

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