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This week, they are movies so bad, you couldn’t pay us to see them.

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. Dennis Johansson on

    1: Avatar The Last Airbender
    Loved the anmated series, still think its the best complete series i have ever seen. The fact that this movie exist makes me mad.

    2: Saw- everyone of them
    Cant handle these sort of things.

    3: Human Centipede
    Same reason as for the saw-films.

    4: The Room
    This movie does not deserve my time.

    5: The FIFA Movie with Tim Roth
    Dont know the title but FIFA funded a movie to make Sepp Blatter look like a hero, something that can only make me laugh at the organisation.

  2. Kevin Codner on

    5) Clear & Present Danger – Loved the book, but I got totally turned off by how bad Patriot Games (which would have been quite simple to turn into a solid movie) was that I just put a personal boycott on any movie Tom Clancy related

    4) Human Centipede – Ugh. No.

    3) The 50 Shades movies – Tried to read (listen actually) to the books and found them quite weak and lame, leading to an immediate movie boycott

    2) Anything ‘Ernest’ related. Just not funny to this grumpy old guy

    1) Highlander 2 The Quickening – an unnecessary sequel to a favorite film.

    Almost made the list:: Ace Ventura 2, Little Nicky, Jack & Jill

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