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  1. As we saw in Way of the Dragon, Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee was “The Dragon” so dragon should win a guy trained by Chuck. Duck Hunter is a non factor.

  2. OK – I’m going to probably be in the minority here – but come with me on the ride:

    When I saw this I immediately thought of one of my favorite video games “Duck Hunt.” Now as the duck hunter you repeatedly miss shooting the ducks (that’s why there’s the dog to laugh at you). So logic would dictate that if he can’t hit the broad side of a barn when he’s standing still, what is he going to do on top of a (presumably) moving/flying dragon? Whereas the Hot Topic Employee – those are sneaky sneaky stealth like creatures (you never see them until its time to check out, and even then it’s kind of a now you see them now you don’t); if we couple this with the training of Chuck Norris, then you have a sneaky sneaky martial arts expert who’s sensei is on the front of Superman’s boxer shorts (didn’t think I could bring it around to comic books did you?).

    Result is simple – Dragons may breath fire, but if they can’t find out where to shoot it – they’re worthless, couple that with an inaccurate marksman and you have a recipe for disaster…. Duck Hunter shoots dragon “by mistake” and then is taken down quickly by the Hot Topic employee…

    • While I share your apprehensions about both Nintendo’s titular “Duck-Hunter” and those who hunt ducks in the real world, I have to give this one to the dragon, regardless of who is astride it. The simple reason is that, well, it is a DRAGON, but in this case the foe comes into play as well. I will grant you that the stealthiness of a Hot-Topic employee can, at times, put even a ninja to shame (I have visited the mall boutiques on several occasions without spotting a single one), but their training at the hands of the internet darling, Chuck Norris, does not do them any favors. Walker Texas Ranger would not be a good teacher for the simple fact that (if you are paying attention to any of the memes going around) he doesn’t ever pull any punches. In fact he is incapable of doing so. Therefore, anyone who has been trained by the red-bearded ballista is bound to be either permanently bloodied, crippled, or dead. Plus, DRAGON.

  3. Just because you were trained to fight by Chuck Norris does nit confer the same ability and fighting ability.
    Just because you took a clas from Stephen Hawkingd does not make you a world class physicist.

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