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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Robot Overlord. Robot Overlord may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. The Robot Overlord contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Robot Overlord begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt the Robot Overlord.

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  1. The key consideration here is that there is no mention of animation. “Jason Statham Made of Vegetables” is in my mind simply a well rendered effigy made out produce, and no inanimate object can stand before the might of the Smoke Monster (presumably ala LOST) , no matter how poorly dressed.

  2. Whether he’s plant-based or not, Statham has an impeccable record for victory. Whereas the Smoke Monster’s records have been mysteriously damaged…

    Anyway, Tomato Statham would be able to hear the monster coming giving him an advantage.

  3. Look, I like Jason Stratham as much as the next guy. Plays a good bad ass and pretty funny to boot. But make him out of vegetables and he can’t punch other people without hurting himself. Where as the Smoke Monster (I’m assuming the one from Lost), is an immortal shapeshifter that go intangible, flip cars and read minds. Clown shoes are not going to stop that, and depending on your personality may in fact and to the intimidation factor.

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