Evil can be a very relative thing, especially when it comes to the schemes and plans of our favorite superhumans…  Welcome to Ten Things!

Whooshman-Bicarbonate Films, in conjunction with ‘An Amateur Comics Historian’ and Deloitte and Touche Marketing, Presents:

TEN NEEDLESSLY EVIL SCHEMES THAT JUST NEEDED BETTER MARKETING!*

*This one was very difficult.

10) JEREMY BRIGGS IS AGAINST CHILD SOLDIERS

Jeremy-Briggs
In the wake of Norman Osborn’s takeover of S.H.I.E.L.D. post-Secret Invasion came the revelation that Norm-O kidnapped a number of super-teens that he specifically targeted to turn into evil villains.  As one of those teens, Jeremy Briggs had a legitimate reason to dislike the endless slap-fighting of the Marvel Universe.  And sure, depowering the entire super-powered population of the world using nanotechnology is probably a step too far, but his actual goal (keeping innocents out of the superhuman line of fire) seems quite reasonable.

The Author

Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

And a nice red uniform.

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