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  1. The Queen's Obedient Cousin on

    “Hello, KET” still makes me laugh every time. Even more so when Rob comes up with new responses for it.

    • So far, it would seem the Golden Kind still reign supreme with the “OMG it’s TIME TO GO.” I was thinking the same though when the daze/stun began. But at the end of it all, I would wager a shiny nickle that if they had to break into the Black Archives again, or go back to the ruined city in the Winter-land to deal with the Golden Kind, they would choose the Black Archives over the other.

      • The Queen's Obedient Cousin on

        Yeah, Ket in particular seems likely to vote for any natural-world threat over returning to the Feywild.

        I wonder how Orem’s feeling about it these days, though. He was always so upbeat about the Feywild and its threats (“C’mon, it’s pumpkin season!”), but I wonder if being trapped there for five years, away from his friends, and with his slowly improving but still highly judgmental and controlling family has changed his opinion in the short term at all. I mean, I doubt he loves the Feywild itself any less, but I wonder how eager he is to go back to a place that’s such a trap for him personally.

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