Lester Verde’s hand was severed in a punk rock guillotine accident (which is just as epic and random as that sentence makes it sound), causing him to develop his own technological sonic weaponry.  His head, you see, is a bell, and his missing hand has been replaced by a clapper, allowing him to strike himself in the head for various different reality-warping effects.  You just can’t argue with that kind of ingenious wizardry…

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.


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