1) MIDDLE-AGED MAN
Born of 1990s Ssturday Night Live, his theme song promises that he is the hero with powers and knowledge that younger men lack, a pretty useful set of abilities. Indeed, Middle-Aged Man comes from a long line of heroes: His father, Old Man, used to be Middle-Aged Man, and his son, Young Man will one day take his place. (His grandfather is Dead Man, presumably no relation to Boston Brand. With his sidekick, Drinkin’ Buddy, he solves problems that many young folks never even considered, and knows where all his appliance warranties are. His only weakness is self-consciousness about his spare tire, but HE’S WORKING ON IT! Why is he on this particular list, you ask?
Middle-Aged Man is brought to life by the acting skills of one Michael Myers.
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