The Galaxy far, far away is full of unusual methods of communication: Chewbacca roars like a startled yeti; Watto sounds like a teenager trying to sound European; nobody has the slightest idea what’s going on with Jar Jar Binks.  Still, the reigning grand champions of talkin’ funny are those big bad Jedi, Yoda and Vader.  Syntax inverted Yoda has, while Vader’s *KSSH* run-in with his *HRRSH* mentor in the lava field left him with a *KSSH* noteworthy side-effect, leading to today’s long, long ago query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) supposes we could also throw in the patented Skywalker whine, but that seems a bit mean, asking:  Which idiosyncratic communication habit would you rather have: Darth Vader’s breathing or Yoda’s speech patterns?

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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3 Comments

  1. June 24, 2016 at 11:57 am — Reply

    I would certainly rather sound like asthmatic robot than whatever that thing is Yoda does.

  2. June 24, 2016 at 1:39 pm — Reply

    Yoda’s speech patterns. Vader’s breathing sounds would be problematic in certain situations as I’m not Force sensitive, so having a garbled speech pattern wouldn’t affect my chances of hiding well, but a loud breathing mechanism might make it difficult for me to hide or sneak up on someone.

    Plus, I already have asthma, I don’t need it to be louder.

  3. Cody Dixon
    June 24, 2016 at 7:37 pm — Reply

    Talk like yoda I will. Hamm. Crazy hermit I’ll be. Yes

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