With the madness of ‘Scooby Apocalypse’ on the horizon, it seems like the pop-culture trend of gritty reboots of old properties will never end.  Soon, we should be able to see ‘Andy Griffith vs. Zombies’, ‘Cyborg Honeymooners 2020 AD’ and the epic ‘Soylent Jeffersons,’ dealing with food and dry-cleaning fluid shortages in a Mad Max-style wasteland.  Also, that Halloween hallucination ‘Garfield’ strip will be canonical, leading to today’s reimaginary query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) can’t be the only one to wish it was Daphne who was the hardcase covered in sleeve tattoos, asking: What property do you think would be most entertaining as a post-modern, gritty reboot?

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Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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6 Comments

  1. Mike
    April 14, 2016 at 12:04 pm — Reply

    He-man and the Masters of the Universe. It’d be great to see Skeletor as a real, viable villain,

    • April 14, 2016 at 12:33 pm — Reply

      This could actually be good idea. Make it more like Conan with lasers.

      • April 14, 2016 at 2:40 pm — Reply

        Just be careful it doesn’t turn out like the live-action He-Man movie, which was pretty much Conan with lasers.

        But I do agree that in the right creative hands, this could be something epic.

  2. April 14, 2016 at 1:22 pm — Reply

    Land of the Lost, with more of a “Jurassic Park” and survival horror twist. It wouldn’t be so distant from the original property, it just wouldn’t be quite so campy and cheerful. And they could also go even further and revive the original plan for Christa from the 1991 series to be a grown up Holly from the original series, which means something terrible probably happened to her dad and brother to leave her to fend for herself and become the jungle warrior girl.

  3. April 14, 2016 at 1:37 pm — Reply

    We could retool Small Wonder to be part of the Terminator mythos. Maybe even have Arnold make a cameo. :D

  4. April 14, 2016 at 8:48 pm — Reply

    Fantastic Four. Reed in a hero journey against impossible odds, Sue as the stout companion, Johnny revealing hidden strengths for keeps and forging his comraderie with Ben… it is gold.

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