Red Candy decided to take a different approach to the happiness of the holidays by presenting the worst of the worst in this giant Nightmares Before Christmas infographic.

Twas the nightmare before Christmas, and lying in bed
Children were shaking in fear and in dread.
For everyone knows at Christmas there’s monsters galore,
From Krampus to Grýla, from Hinkle to Robot Santa Claus.

With stomachs hungry for a delicious childish snack
They wait until darkness before they attack,
But don’t be too afraid, it’s Christmas after all
It’s probably Santa’s footsteps scraping along your hall.

So enjoy our scary list and perhaps read it in the light,
And Merry Christmas to you and yours and we hope you manage to sleep tonight.


via Red Candy


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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Robot Overlord. Robot Overlord may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. The Robot Overlord contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Robot Overlord begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt the Robot Overlord.

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