With the debut of BB-8, R2-D2’s place at the top of the cutest droid competition has finally been challenged, something we haven’t seen since Old B.O.B. ceased functioning on the hull of the Cygnus right before the ship went into the collapsar.  Even in universe, it’s hard to think of anyone as universally adorbs as R2 (maybe that mouse-droid that Chewbacca scared that one time), but everybody has their favorites.  Heck, when I was a kid, my action figures included the silver Death Star Droid and R5-D4 as stand-ins, with that one weird boxy droid having to be Chewbacca, which leads us to today’s forcefully awakened query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) would still go with R5-D4, because my droid should be red, as long as I can get a new motivator for him, asking: Which Star Wars droid would you choose to be your companion and majordomo?

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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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7 Comments

  1. December 19, 2015 at 11:36 am — Reply

    I think both R2-D2 and BB-8 would have trouble in our everyday business because of my place has no elevator and neither of them seem to be too great in stairs. (And nope, I refuse the idea of those rockets in R2) C-3PO is out of the question if I’d have to live with him, that droid just wont shut up, so I’m left with two choices: IG-88 & 4-LOM. IG-88 has too high risk of going to murderous rampage, so I choose 4-LOM.

  2. Mark
    December 19, 2015 at 12:07 pm — Reply

    One of those 3PO types. They could take care of the housework. :D

  3. December 19, 2015 at 1:37 pm — Reply

    A BD-3000 Luxury Droid, modified with bodyguard and medical programs rather than the usual service programming.
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/BD-3000_luxury_droid

  4. Frank
    December 20, 2015 at 7:31 am — Reply

    For now, I’ll take the robots from Warner Brothers ‘Dog Gone Modern’.
    After I see THE movie, I can make an informed decision on BB8 or R2.

  5. bob
    December 20, 2015 at 7:42 am — Reply

    If you hadn’t said Stars Wars droid I would have gone with Lt.Commander Data. But I will have to go with R2 as he’s just full of interesting gadgets and gizmos.

  6. December 20, 2015 at 9:58 pm — Reply

    After watching The Force Awakens I think I’ve fallen in love with the gonk power droids because they look so dumb. They’re so obviously made from plastic garbage bins and styrofoam boxes, and I am absolutely tickled that J.J. Abrams and crew included them in the movie.

  7. b003
    December 21, 2015 at 8:00 pm — Reply

    R series rules!

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