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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if a million cynical blog posts cried out and were suddenly silenced.

    Can we just skip summer this year and go straight to December?

  2. I like this one better than the first teaser.

    For some odd reason, though, the downed ship in the sand made me think of the wrecked ship turned into a club in Mos Eisley that was a base for Lady Valerian in the old MMO Star Wars Galaxies.

    • It does make me wonder if they’ll be a Dark Empires moment where we see someone use the force to pull it out of the sky.

  3. Am I the only one who is completely underwhelmed by the new Star Wars teaser? They took a line from RotJ, stretched it out to give it more gravitas, and then added another line to it.

    Then they showed tiny clips of things blowing up, John Boyega out of breath (seriously the guy needs to get in shape; we’ve seen five different clips of him, and he’s gasping for breath and sweating in all of them except for the one where he’s running and flinching while his co-star doesn’t even react to the explosion behind them), and lots of storm troopers.

    The only part that got a reaction other than “meh” from me was the very last clip.

  4. Frederick, aka Darth Macho on

    The trailer made me feel like a 6-year old boy again! I can’t wait to take my kids to see it.

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