Major Spoilers Question Of The Day: Choose The Form Of The Destructor Edition

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Normally, the MS-QOTD leaps from some forgotten portion of my brain, likely the same area that remembers the name of the actress from ‘Dances With Wolves’ (Mary McDonnell) or the redhead I crushed on in eleventh grade (Cyndiiii… sigh).  Today’s query comes from Tumblr by way of Twitter, which is to say I don’t have a Tumblr because I’m over 40, but many younger associates provide links to its ridiculously bass-ackwards interface, graciously keeping me from having to sound like my Grandma loading a CD player.  It’s a pretty pointed query, one for which you can all blame Faithful Spoilerite Mela…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) would not be surprised to find Ashley Williams in a Supergirl costume and a Devo hat, swooping in to destroy all that ever was, asking: If Gozer the Gozerian asked you to choose the form of the Earth’s destructor, what fresh hell would tower over New York City as you meekly admitted ‘I couldn’t help it, it just popped in there?’