We love it when fans create cool things based on the characters and setting of Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Dungeons and Dragons podcast. @CrimsBacon (aka John aka That Guy What Dresses As Randus), whipped up a number of character cards to give to your loved one this Valentine’s Day.

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I think this captures everyone perfectly.  If you print one of these out and give it to your significant other on this day, please take a picture and send it to me….


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  1. February 14, 2014 at 8:23 am — Reply

    Randus should have one that’s “Very well then. Indeed.”

  2. Kirby
    February 14, 2014 at 8:51 am — Reply

    Ket ones had me on the floor.

  3. February 14, 2014 at 9:23 am — Reply

    Trelle’s *Stare* card is hilarious.

    • February 15, 2014 at 11:22 am — Reply

      Agreed, that *stare* card is perfect!

  4. February 14, 2014 at 11:47 am — Reply

    These are so great!

  5. February 14, 2014 at 12:40 pm — Reply

    Oh My God! These are far more popular than I imagined! Thank you all!

  6. February 14, 2014 at 1:44 pm — Reply

    Awwww! These are adorable! Very nice! Just one thing, that yellow on pink writing is a little hard to read. Other than that, though, these are great!

  7. stellarleader
    February 14, 2014 at 3:16 pm — Reply

    These are great! But Trelle’s ‘stare’ and Orem’s ‘mirror’ one are the best!
    It’s a shame my boyfriend doesn’t listen to Critical Hit -_-‘

  8. February 14, 2014 at 8:53 pm — Reply

    These are better than any I saw at the store.

    They were CuTe indeed :)

  9. Robin
    February 15, 2014 at 11:06 am — Reply

    These are so great.

  10. April 13, 2015 at 8:45 am — Reply

    Haha, I’m over a year late, but damn if this isn’t so awesome I want to leave a comment just saying so. And that rendition of Randus is friggin’ adorable, dang!

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