Villains We Would Not Want To Meet

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. 5. Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) – that sumbitch is crazy, and scary. You’ll see a pattern here.
    4. The Predator (Predator franchise) – If you see him, it’s likely too late. That, and he might still be pissed about getting gatlin-gunned by Bill Duke.
    3. Tyrannosaurs Rex (Jurassic Park) – When the dinosaurs rise up to take over the Earth once again, they’re going to be hungry. Not even the bathrooms will be safe.
    2. Buffalo Bill / Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs, etc.) – See #1.
    1. The Joker (Batman) – Remorseless, psychotic, and enjoys it. Sadly, there are people in the real world who fall into this category and that is truly terrifying.

  2. 5. Queen Alien – Rather inhospitable to begin with, and is probably still angry about being called a bitch.
    4. Mr. Tea Time From Terry Pratchet’s Hogfather. He is similar to the joker, but a trained assassin.
    3. Haggunenons of Vicissitus Three. Shapeshifters who hate all “filthy rotten samelings”.
    2. Medusa, or Basilisk. One look and you are dead, or stoned.
    1. Cthulu, or any of the elder ones. Any encounter will leave you completely insane.

  3. My list includes darth vader weeping angels from Dr who Medusa Gargamel Joseph Stalin from time Lincoln Michael Jordan Ty Cobb and Lex Luthor and General Zod

  4. #5: Shishio from Kenshin. He survived being burned alive to come back and still push everyone to their breaking points.
    #4: Azkadelia from Tin Man. She’s a powerful witch and her tattoos ARE the flying monkeys.
    #3: Alexi Volkof (sp?) from Chuck. Rich, smart and badass Russian badguy.
    #2: Sephiroth from FF7: crazy mamma’s boy with a huge sword.

    #1: Nicodemus Archleone from Dresden Files: Leader of the Fallen Angels with thousands of years of experience a noose that makes him nigh immortal and the patience to play the long game.

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