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  1. Utinni!


    He’s … some pig … some pig
    Some terrific, radiant, humble pig.
    He is some pig.
    Oh, wow, look at him now:
    Zuckerman’s famous pig.
    Sooey, what do you see?
    The greatest hog in history.
    Fine swine, wish he was mine,
    So what if he’s not so big?
    He’s some terrific, radiant, humble
    Thingamajig of a fine phenomenon.

    My land isn’t it grand,
    Zuckerman’s famous pig.
    Golly, you got to agree
    He’s a real celebrity.

    Fine swine, wish he was mine
    So, what if he’s not so big?
    He’s some terrific radiant, humble
    Thingamajig pig
    The terrific … radiant … humble … humble
    Zuckerman’s, Zuckerman’s, Zuckerman’s, Zuckerman’s, Zuckerman’s,
    Zuckerman’s famous pig.

    Or something like that.

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