The boys have been picking on one another quite a bit these last two weeks. Now it’s time for the brainy girls to get in on the act.  Since we’ve been keeping it one on one, this week’s battle features Dexter taking on Susan Test of the Mary and Susan Test team.

Who is Susan Test, you ask?


Susan is a super genius scientist. She is the younger twin of her sister Mary. Susan has been shown to be less empathetic and sympathetic than her sister. Like her sister, Susan harbors a deep love and obsession for Gil. Bling-Bling Boy (A.K.A Eugene) has a huge crush on Susan but whenever he tries to get her to fall in love with him it always fails, mainly because Johnny foils him or Susan turns him down (Susan always rejects Bling Bling Boy’s advances, as she finds him repulsive). Like her sister, she attends school at the Porkbelly Institute of Technology. Susan is prone to believing in the more scientific and logical explanations for things rather than the illogical and magical explanations. Her sister is more open-minded, and Mary is frequently proven correct. Susan seems to be less level-headed than her twin Mary, and tends to be less conservative, as she speaks her mind much more frequently.


Now that you know (and knowing is half the battle), it’s time to VOTE!

ROUND THREE: Which smart kid would outsmart the other?

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  1. TheGreatNateO
    October 1, 2013 at 2:14 pm — Reply

    The last two week I have bet against Dexter but this one is all him. Susan would be too preoccupied with just making stuff then trying to outsmart Dexter.

  2. gary
    October 1, 2013 at 2:31 pm — Reply


    Cause girls have cooties.

  3. October 1, 2013 at 2:44 pm — Reply

    I’m voting for Dexter on the arbitrary reason that I can’t stand the Johnny Test cartoon.

  4. Kirby
    October 1, 2013 at 3:00 pm — Reply

    Dexter on this one, similar to DViger’s comment, the five minutes I watched of Johnny Test (First off REAL original) made me hate myself for watching it.

    Tried to come up with legitimate reasons, but sorry this one is based solely on taste.

  5. October 1, 2013 at 3:34 pm — Reply

    I think I want to give this to Susan.
    Dexter’s superiority complex would not allow him to believe that he could ever be beaten by a girl.
    This would give Susan a blind spot to maneuver in and a way to formulate the perfect plan to hoist Dexter by his own petard.

  6. slimeknight
    October 1, 2013 at 5:49 pm — Reply

    I voted for Susan since Johnny would be less of a hindrance than Deedee

  7. October 1, 2013 at 7:41 pm — Reply

    In the case of the lab coat wearing, bespectacled gingers, I give it to Dexter. His Achilles heel is always Dee Dee, so whatever amount she is involved will ultimately determine this and every bout he is in.

  8. October 1, 2013 at 10:57 pm — Reply

    Susan Test constantly uses her own brother, her own flesh and blood, to test her experiments. That alone should tell you about how little she truly cares about human life.

    She would win.

  9. October 2, 2013 at 5:19 am — Reply

    But Barry Ween takes it all home.

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