Movies We Walked Out On (Or Should Have)

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Sometimes a movie is so frustrating you simply have to walk out of the theater. Other times you sit there hoping it gets better, but in the end you wish you would have walked out of the theater… this is our list.

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  1. June 27, 2013 at 10:38 am — Reply

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Movie tore halfway through an awful movie, and I sat around waiting to see if it got better. It didn’t.

    Vanilla Sky. I was into the movie – thought we had a great psychological thriller thing going on, and then the ending just ruined it for me.

    Those two are really the only ones I can think of that were just…that bad.

  2. June 27, 2013 at 11:26 am — Reply

    You’re not a hipster douche bag, Matthew (at least not in this particular instance ;) ). Phantom Menace was genuinely, objectively bad.

    I walked out of Transformers 2 when Optimus Prime died, not because I have a particular affinity for the character, but because he was the only person in the entire film that was remotely likeable. I couldn’t bare watching the rest of the sex obsessed, wantonly stupid, one dimensional cast bumble around for another hour.

    • June 27, 2013 at 12:42 pm — Reply

      I felt like I was literally losing my mind when Shia the Beef died and went to Robot Heaven. I started laughing hysterically in the theater, getting odd looks from others, and spent the rest of my movie rubbing my temples.

  3. June 27, 2013 at 11:49 am — Reply

    1) Pee Wee’s Big Top Adventure.
    2) Superman Returns
    3) Batman and Robin
    4) Laura Croft: The Cradle of Life
    5) I’d say anything with Leonardo DeCaprio but you have to actually watch a movie to walk out on it, so….

    • June 27, 2013 at 12:40 pm — Reply

      So you have never watched The Departed or Django Unchained then?

  4. Kevin
    June 27, 2013 at 1:53 pm — Reply

    I’m pretty sure Robert Rodriguez wasn’t actually involved with The Spirit. It was Frank Miller’s solo-directorial debut.

  5. Kirby
    June 27, 2013 at 3:53 pm — Reply

    1. Transformers Revenge of the Fallen: A terrible piece of movie from beginning to end, with horrible & forgettable “characters,” jokes, and action scenes. I spent the entire film smashing my head against the back of the seat wanting this to end.

    2. The Dark Knight Rises: I say this without a hint of irony “I would rather watch Batman & Robin twice, before seeing this one again.” The characters in this movie either have no point, eg Catwoman, or honestly are just badly written. The direction in this film is bad, and quite frankly this is the movie that made me want Nolan & Goyer to not be involved in any future DC projects (which has since been shattered.)

    3. Star Trek Nemesis: People can complain about “Into Darkness” being a TWOK rip-off, this was worse. Characters, plot points, and more are brought up & dropped. Data’s death makes no sense, and with two bits of logic could have been avoided. The best bit of this film was SF Debris’ review of it with scenes of Data having Jor-El’s speech from Superman being played over them.

    4. Gods & Generals: Just a long boring film that was completely forgettable.

    5. The Terminal: Just didn’t like it.

    • Kirby
      June 28, 2013 at 8:13 am — Reply

      Swap out the Terminal for 2012’s Les Miserables, a film so bad, that even my mother who wanted to see it, wanted the whole film to walk out.

  6. Ricco
    June 27, 2013 at 4:29 pm — Reply

    5. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation; It starts with the death of the only character I cared about and got worse from there, still not over Sheeva getting crushed by a cage…

    4. Transformers III; oh boy, were to begin lets just say it was all bad and leave it at that.

    3. Star Trek I (original); I have trying watching the whole thing, never been able it slows to painfully dull crawl way too often.

    2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest; it was just dumb.

    And number one by leaps and bounds: Borat; This movie was crap, I mean just horrible if I meet the actor in real life I may punch him… Or worse.

  7. foolsmask
    June 27, 2013 at 6:33 pm — Reply

    Battlefield Earth – I don’t remember why I hated this, I just have this visceral gut reaction when I think about this movie. The rest is blocked from my memory.

    Catwoman – I rented this movie because I missed it in theaters. I wish I had missed it altogether. I turned it off and returned it the next day.

    Austin Powers 3 – I liked the first two movies in this series. I thought they were hilarious. This installment had no plot and was just a collection of gags. I don’t mind the jokes, but there was 0 story to connect them.

    Hostel – I like horror movies. I like to be scared. I don’t like slasher-porn. This movie is disgusting and has no content worth seeing.

    King Arthur – This one is the only movie I won’t claim is a bad movie. My problem with this movie is my love of the Arthurian legends. This movie tried to make it “more realistic” by including the history of Rome in England. But :::SPOILER::: Lancelot dies BEFORE, BEEFFOORRE Camelot even exists. This is total BS. It undermines the whole story. I have only seen it once, and I wonder if they had changed the character names and called it “The Romans and the Celts” I might not have hated it. But I hate it and I wish I had walked out, but I stayed hoping there would be something to pull it out of the gutter.

  8. BRZA
    June 27, 2013 at 8:59 pm — Reply

    I have actually only ever walked out of one film: Ultraviolet.

    Chose it on a whim with my then-girlfriend, and lemmie just say you know a movie has no aspirations when it starts with vampires robbing a blood bank. Twenty minutes in the plot had bullet-timed its way to a tiny child, whose body contained a cure for vampirism and must then be detonated in the atmosphere. My brain was on the verge of tonic-chlonic seizure just to end it all. We walked out and wandered to the next screen to watch a Winnie the Pooh movie in a theater full of four-year-olds and had a thoroughly enjoyable time.

  9. PHXFriend
    June 27, 2013 at 11:03 pm — Reply

    Top of the list: Wing Commander (1999)

  10. Oldcomicfan
    June 28, 2013 at 7:02 am — Reply

    Dirty Dingus McGhee. Look it up. The sight of Frank Sinatra’s junk scarred me for life, though I will give the movie whatever credit it was due for being the first movie ever to show a man urinating. And that, my friends, was the movie’s only dubious virtue. Battlefield Earth is on my list as well. Though John Trivolta was interesting as a villain, the rest of the movie blew chunks. It barely followed the book and – really – thousand year old warplanes fire right up and are flyable by cavemen? Really??? That scene was just as idiotic as that Woody Allen film where they find an ancient Volkswagen bug and it fires right up after hundreds of years in a cave…

  11. DarkSidhe
    June 28, 2013 at 7:37 am — Reply

    5) Bambi – I think a lot of people my age walked out on this one, because it was too sad for us when we were children (this is also the only one on the list that I actually walked out of a theater).

    4) Armageddon – My objection at the time was the terrible physics, but really, had the story grabbed me in any way, I could have overlooked that.

    3) Pulp Fiction – I know a lot of people will disagree with me, but I just found this movie tremendously dull and couldn’t stay in the living room for it.

    2) Robocop 3 – I… just wish this hadn’t been made… or that I hadn’t ever known about it. It really completely destroyed the franchise for me.

    1) Dude, Where’s My Car – This movie was so abyssmally terrible that despite coming out quite a while ago, and being of little consequence, when this topic came up, it instilled enough rage in me to be the first movie I thought of, and the reason for me to post at all. It is the only movie I have ever viewed that made me think that the movie studio that created it owes me compensation for having wasted two hours of my life watching it… and I hear they made a sequel…

  12. June 28, 2013 at 10:10 pm — Reply

    There are quite a few that stick out in my mind: Alexander (took a date to that one. An hour and a half too long), Thin Red Line (the end just draaaagged), Theodore Rex (does that really need explaining), Godzilla (that one just made me angry for ruining the goofy, destructive series), and lastly Holy Man (If you haven’t seen this Eddie Murphy/Jeff Goldblum abomination DON’T! Seriously, I warned you).

  13. Amalia
    June 29, 2013 at 8:39 am — Reply

    5. Silver Linings Playbook: I put this at number 5, because I really should have liked this movie. I looked forward to it a lot after seeing the trailer. Robert De Niro and Jennifer Lawrence both did an amazing job (and she is also definitely one of my Celebrity Crushes). But there was just something off in the way the movie portrayed mental illness, which left a bad taste in my mouth. I suppose the mix of romantic comedy and mental health issues just didn’t sit right with me. If it had been done well, I might have loved it, which is why I was so disappointed afterwards.
    I remember walking home when the movie was over, thinking that if I’d only watched the first half, I might still have felt good about it. I think I liked the way it was set up, but didn’t like how things were resolved towards the end.

    4. Kick-Ass: The premise for this movie sounded like fun: Some kids make their own costumes and run around playing superheroes. I expected something geared towards children or young teens, which is why I was so shocked when the pointless violence started.
    When it comes to on-screen violence, I can usually deal with fantasy or superhero fights, because they are obviously make-believe. The point of the violence is also pretty clear: It’s there to look cool, and to make the main characters seem awesome.
    In Kick-Ass, however, the violence was pretty graphic, and I just couldn’t see the point of it. Was it supposed to be funny? If so, that made it even worse. After maybe 20 minutes, I turned off the movie and watched Scott Pilgrim instead (lots of violence, but VERY obviously make- believe).

    3. Two weeks notice: As a feminist, there is one common plotline that particularly annoys me. In movies, if a single woman is really successful in her career or education, that is something very unnatural. Clearly there must be something seriously wrong with her, and what she really needs is to be “saved” by a man. The movie ‘Two weeks notice’ is a prime example of this. It has many other problems, but that part is what still makes me angry.
    If I had walked out after the first three minutes or so, I might have thought Sandra Bullock’s character was a good role model. As it was, the movie merely taught me a lot about misogyny in pop culture.

    2. Avatar: Like Rodrigo said, this story is pretty unoriginal (my boyfriend and I, to this day, simply refer to it as ‘Space Pocahontas’). I didn’t mind it that much though, as I really liked the setting, and the visuals and music were great. However, the last hour or more of the movie was filled with such senseless, horrible violence that I really wish I’d walked out. By the time the (sort of) happy ending came around, I just didn’t buy into it. I kept thinking about the real-life colonization wars that did NOT end as well. When we finally got out of the theater, I actually almost keeled over from not breathing for an hour or so… I shudder to think what would have happened if I’d seen it in 3D. Also, I’m mad at this movie because it makes it hard to refer to the real Avatar (the Nickelodeon series) without long unnecessary explanations.

    1. The Fellowship of the Ring: When I was a teenager, I was very passionate about the LOTR books. I got really angry when I heard they were making movies, because I could just imagine the things Hollywood would do to my darling story. I resolved to never watch them. However, one night the first movie was on TV, and I thought ‘Let’s just see if I’m missing out on anything’. I wasn’t. After laughing (or maybe crying) my way to Rivendell, I gave up.

  14. Steve G
    June 30, 2013 at 5:35 pm — Reply

    I don’t know that a movie pissed me off as much as The Phantom Menace. It ruined the idea of the force to me, and I honestly just try and pretend that the 3 prequels never happened. Maybe Disney will just retcon the whole thing….

  15. B.V.K.
    July 1, 2013 at 10:33 pm — Reply

    The only movie that I have actually walked out on was I Hart Huckabees. I still don’t know what the hell that movie was supposed to be about. I got about an hour in and figured I had better stuff to do.

    I find it funny that Rodrigo and I both hated Avatar for completely different reasons. He spoke a little bit about how it was degrading that the natives had to be saved by the great white hope and how the native woman warrior needs the white mans help to solve her problems.
    I saw the movie as James Cameron taking a dig at the “evil white military industrial complex”. Notice that all the villains are violent and or greedy white men. The only military person who fights back is the altruistic hispanic female.
    Two sides of the same coin I guess.

  16. Sam
    July 2, 2013 at 2:11 am — Reply

    Well I’ve decided to go back and do my Top 5 for each and every episode. Thanks guys.

    Anyways Top 5 for this episode.

    5) Superman Returns, its everything I hate about Superman brought into one film. Not only that it breaks the mythos and uses Lex Luthor again and I keep saying make Lex a business man who spends money on the side to try and kills Supes it should not be his entire life. Make it obvious that yes Luthor is evil now but if Superman hadn’t been around the world would be better. Not just the tired old stuff again and again

    4) Marley & Me. Did you read the book? Well change the entire point and story of the book from being a man growing older talking about the stories of his dog into… that abomination

    3) Avatar. Already enough said

    2) Avatar The Last Air-bender. White Washing is bad. This movie is bad. Zuko a great character sucks, and no Water-Cthulhu. I still worked in the theater when it was out. I told people you don’t want too see that, if you enjoyed the show avoid this.

    1) Any movie of the Twilight Series. I will say one thing I have had 1 relationship in my life with a girl it lasted 7 almost 8 years, from 9th grade[that is 4 years out of high-school for those keeping track]. And then it all came tumbling down. These movies were bad in every single way and I should have walked out or anything and now they on a emotional level anger me

  17. July 2, 2013 at 2:01 pm — Reply

    I rarely go to the theatre, so when I do go, good movie or bad I stay planted. My list is a mix of movies I either wish I had walked out of, or turned off/almost turned off the tape/disc/stream . . .

    5) The Cat in the Hat – RENTAL – turned off.

    I actually enjoyed the live-action Grinch movie, but I put off watching this film because I just knew it couldn’t capture that same magic. Especially since I can count on one hand the number of movies I’ve enjoyed Mike Myers in. Then that special moment came where they gave The Cat a plumber’s crack, and I was out.

    4) The Last Airbender – NETFLIX – would have turned off if I didn’t have kids who really, really, really wanted to see it.

    The cartoon show was and still is the pinnacle of animated television programming. This movie doesn’t even deserve the time I’m taking to mention it. My only consolation is I pay for Netflix anyway.

    3) The Shadow – THEATRE – wished I could’ve walked out of, but I had nowhere to go.

    It was 1994, I was 13 and a huge Batman fan, and it had been two years since the not-so-great-but-better-than-nothing Batman Returns. So I was craving . . . something, ANYthing with a superhero in it. My mom dropped me off at the theater with permission to watch one of a select list of movies, so I chose The Shadow. Big mistake. And it wouldn’t have been so tragic if not for the fact I had the alternate choice of watching The Lion King.

    2) The Dark Knight – RENTAL – Kept waiting for it to get better.

    That’s right, me, one of the biggest Batman fans you’ll ever meet, did NOT like this movie and very nearly turned it off. I enjoyed three specific Joker scenes and the fact “Batmanuel” was the mayor. Beyond that, bleah. The short story (you do NOT want to hear the long one) . . .

    There’s a quick-cut sequence in Batman Begins where someone is talking about the moisture-zapping macguffin machine being turned on while in transit. It’s a terribly constructed blip in an otherwise great film. With TDK, the entire movie felt like that scene and it’s simply uncomfortable to sit through. I have yet to see Rises; fandom can only carry me so far.

    1) Titanic – THEATRE – wanted to walk out about 30 minutes in.

    I wanted to watch the boat sink, that is the only reason I didn’t walk out. How it won Oscars for anything beyond the effects, costumes, etc. is beyond me. To this day I refuse to watch that movie ever again, actually, I refuse to watch another James Cameron movie, so there’s a reason Avatar isn’t on this list.

  18. Entelech
    July 18, 2013 at 2:13 pm — Reply

    There’s only one movie that ever caused me to walk out of a theater:

    Chicago.

    Yup, that’s right, I sat through Battlefield Earth, but I walked out on a Richard Gere musical that won a slew of Academy Awards.

    It’s because I hated, Hated, HATED every single character in the movie except the girl that got executed about 15 minutes in…and it seemed unlikely that a surprising “rocks fall, everyone dies!” was coming along to redeem it.

    Also, after Moulin Rouge (which got robbed in the Academy Awards), this piece of garbage was not even worth a dead hooker’s kazoo for the music.

    • Sam
      July 20, 2013 at 5:49 pm — Reply

      You are not supposed to like the characters in Chicago

  19. Ed
    July 22, 2013 at 10:03 am — Reply

    I walked out of the same movie twice. It was 1990, and I went to see Spaced Invaders. It was so horrible I left. The next weekend, my girlfriend took me to a movie as a surprise. It was Spaced Invaders. We walked out about the same time.

  20. Solid Muldoon
    July 25, 2013 at 11:24 pm — Reply

    The only movie I ever walked out of was Bertolucci’s 1900. After seeing Robert Dinero fuck a hole in the ground, Burt Lancaster get a handjob from a child, and Donald Southerland strap a cat to a post and head-butt it to death, came intermission. I went out to the lobby fully intending to return for the rest, but the exit door was just too inviting.

    I attended the world premier of Dick Tracy at Disneyworld. All the stars were there. I fell asleep after about twenty minutes. I went backto see it a week later an fell asleep again.

    I got The Spirit from Netfix and turned it off after about ten minutes. Months later I thought I’d give it another chance. Same result.

  21. Chase
    January 19, 2014 at 9:58 am — Reply

    Django Unchained is a movie I should have walked out on. I hated everything after Candy’s death. Leaving at that point would have been preferable.

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