If you’re not following Major Spoilers on the social media, you may be missing out one of the most awesome parts of the MS Experience, such as the recent conversation between Young Zach and myself that devolved into a litany of fake band names.    We actually came up with some great ones, though we’re hardly the first to do it (“Have you heard my new band, ‘The First To Do It’?”) as proven by the likes of Citizen Dick, Jesse & The Rippers, and The Hong Kong Cavaliers, which, in turn, begs a query…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) is beloved in Finland AND Denmark, asking: What’s the greatest fictional band name of all time?


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  1. No contest here, it was Landry`s band Crucifictorius from Friday Night Lights.

    In what has to be the worst crime against a fictional band name though, there was a sticker on a locker in the movie Clueless for a fictional band called The Dobler Effect, which is a pretty cool shout out to the movie Say Anything. Years later some d-bags started a real band called the Lloyd Dobler Effect, which is still a shout out to Say Anything, but manages to suck all of the cleverness out of the fictional band`s name.

  2. So many great ones to choose from…

    Disaster Area from HHGTTG


    Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution from Arrested Development

    Any of Spinal Tap’s antecedents (The Originals, The New Originals, the Thamesmen, the Hot Waffles). Spinal Tap, kind of like the Monkees were a real band with a fictional origin. The Spinal Tap soundtrack album was a better metal record than half the metal releases from the year it came out…

    Kreb Zeppelin from Pete and Pete

    The all time number one greatest fictional band name in my book:

    Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

  3. They’re not exactly a fictional band in the strictest sense, but they were fake in a way: The Travelling Wilburys. The group dropped the fiction about all being 1/2 brothers, sons of Charles Truscott Wilbury, Sr pretty quickly, but they were sort of fake.

    Besides, Mathew took the Monkeys already and someone else grabbed Spinal Tap.

  4. Shoot! I forgot about Breaking Glass from the movie “Breaking Glass.”

    The name isn’t funny like many other proposals here, but it describes a sound that we all recognize in a simple way while playing off the events/characters of the film.

    Another great Night Flight flick. This one has a great soundtrack for neo-punk new wavists.

  5. …I’m partial to “Mucous Membrane” from the Constantine comics…

    …gross, yet explains the music so well…

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