Major Spoilers Question Of The Day: “Can I Get A Frickin’ Shark With A Frickin’ Laser Beam On Its Head?” Edition

Recently, I found myself amused by events in my hometown, during which a not-for-profit group bought AN ENTIRE HOUSE for the sole purpose of trolling the city’s resident hate group.  While I’m uncertain whether said group will actually care, I have to respect the chutzpah of whomever chose to make that statement.  Were I rich myself, I could see myself dedicating a portion of my treasure to annoying in creative ways those who offend me (after bankrolling a certain pop-culture website, of course.)  Of course, once that’s budgeted, I’d also get a Ferrari and an ugly shirt and re-enact episodes of ‘Magnum: PI’ with an all-ferret cast…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) thinks we should ask for *more* than a million dollars.  After all, million dollars isn’t exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year, asking:  What would you choose to do as a full-time “job” if you had unlimited funds?

19 thoughts on “Major Spoilers Question Of The Day: “Can I Get A Frickin’ Shark With A Frickin’ Laser Beam On Its Head?” Edition

  1. I’m not old enough to settle into one thing. I’d have to dabble.

    Top of my list though: finally devote some time to learning how to program in Java, and make fan mods for Minecraft.

    Else: podcasting, writing adventure modules for D&D 3.5, creating several different CCGs I’ve had in the back of my mind for a while.

  2. I would set up and manage a dedicated Vancouver baduk club / academy and work towards organizing a Canadian professional system by hiring Korean and Chinese pros to promote the game here. I love that game. I was happy to hear Lee Sedol is moving to North America to promote the game internationally.

    Oh, and I would start up a meadery. Honey wine is best wine.I just bottled my latest 11L batch.

  3. Actually, I probably wasn’t thinking big enough. If I had unlimited funds, I’d fund a private Space Program to go to all the planets in the solar system, plus Pluto, and some asteroids. And unlimited funds, right? A Space Ark program to go to Alpha Centauri.

    And a Space Elevator on every planet (including Earth if physically possible, which I will discover by funding carbon nanotube research).

    And I would buy solar panels and wind turbines for every person in China, Brazil, India, and Russia. Which ought to solve global warming you’re welcome.

  4. I wouldn’t mind backing Major Spoilers with that kind of money, but then I would draw comic books and force the writers to praise my work above all others. That would be fun.

  5. 1. Become a full-time Transformers historian.
    2. Hire Scott Shaw! to make Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew the dominant comic presence on the market.

  6. If I had unlimited funds, I’d start up a production company similar to The Asylum to create parody mockbusters.

    I would also try to secure rights to create unofficial stories set in established universes similar to the movies that spun out of Doctor Who characters (the Auton films, “Shakedown: Return of the Sontarans”, etc.).

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