Remember when Rose McGowan freaked everyone out with her gun leg in Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror? Well, it looks like Rodriguez has topped himself in the upcoming Machete Kills sequel with Sofia Vergara and her guns. The poster, after the jump!

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


If you made your way to the bottom of the poster, you may have noticed Machete Kills opens September 13, 2013.

And for those who forgot what Rose McGowan looked like in Planet Terror, here’s a flashback for you.


via Superhero Hype

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  1. M. Walsh
    March 7, 2013 at 11:41 am — Reply

    Honestly, this reminds me more of Sex-Machine’s crotch pistol in From Dusk Till Dawn….which is another Robert Rodriguez movie.

    Guy just likes weapon limbs.

  2. March 7, 2013 at 11:59 am — Reply

    I knew she was a Fembot! Where is Austin Powers when we need him?

  3. Ricco
    March 7, 2013 at 6:19 pm — Reply

    Nipple trigger I guess? How does that work if she’s just cold? Accidentally killing a school bus full of kids, reason: “a sudden cold breeze”…

  4. b003
    March 8, 2013 at 12:39 am — Reply

    Awesome mini Gatlings.

  5. March 8, 2013 at 8:25 am — Reply

    “Machine Gun jigglies! How did I miss that?” “Next time, try foreplay…”

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