Major Spoilers Question Of The Day: If Only I Knew The Japanese Word For ‘Ninja’ Edition

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There are a few endless raging debates in the circles in which I turn: Ginger or Mary-Ann?  Could the Hulk beat Superman?  Why would Penny ever be interested in Leonard in the first place?  But one of the most savage battles comes in the question of whether it would be superior to be a silent master of martial arts, lurking in the shadows, or a brazen buccaneer swinging down from the mizen-mast to shiver someone’s metaphorical timbers.  In my years leaning on a counter in a comic & hobby store, (Gatekeeper Hobbies!  Huntoon & Gage, TOPEKA!  Ask us about our favorite My Little Pony moments!) I have seen a lot of fights break out, but none has been as contentious and as contagious as today’s query, save for the one guy who likes to start fights with political straw men…

The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) wonders about the wisdom of leaving cowboys out of this one, but figures it will be simpler without ‘em, asking:  Pirates or Ninjas?