While the business of gift-giving is over for a while, it’s still worth ruminating on the subject of the surprise. Sometimes, the unknown is pleasant and unexpected, other times it’s jury duty on your birthday (not that I’m bitter or anything.) Whether you believe in resolutions or not, the thought of a new year stretching out before us is an exhilarating and terrifying one all at once, and it makes you wonder what could be around the corner… Will it be the lady, the tiger, or Honey Boo Boo acting the fool? Hell if I know, but man, it’s fun to wonder.
The MS-QOTD (pronounced, as always, “misquoted”) can be cryptic when necessary, just ask Sergeant Boudreaux, asking: What do you think Major Spoilers has up our collective sleeves in ’13?