If you are really being a great parent, you will impress upon your children the need to learn Elvish. Not only will they be prepared to watch The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit without subtitles, but when the Inner Earth inhabitants decide to come to the surface, your kids will be instantly employable as translators. Fortunately, you don’t have to slog through thousands of pages, you simply need to grab the Elvish ABC Animals print collection.

A is for Aras (deer), B is for Brôg (bear), and C is for Cabor (frog) in Sindarin Elvish – the language created by J.R.R. Tolkien for his books, including the Lord of the Rings. This is perfect for a nursery!

This is so cool, and would have been the perfect bedroom decoration when The Sidekick arrived in the world a few years ago. We made the choice to decorate his room with a Batman motif complete with bloodstained pearls, and creepy butler standing in the corner…

The Elvish ABC’s are only $20.00 from Etsy.

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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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  1. tidge
    December 10, 2012 at 8:33 pm — Reply

    What are the lands of exile coming to, when children are forsake Quenya?

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