Like supernatural tales with a lot of explody bits? Like fairy tales brought to life, mixing high fantasy with technology that couldn’t possibly exist? The extremely violent trailer for the upcoming Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters has arrived, and though I’m holding judgement until I actually see the entire movie (when it arrives on iTunes… screw that Netflix where it won’t cost me anything extra), the movie feels a lot like Van Helsing.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters stars Jeremy Rener (Avengers), and Gemma Arterton (Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time).

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  1. October 30, 2012 at 12:32 pm — Reply

    This is the only way they can interest me with this movie. Going 100% gore, blood and nudity.
    Not becaurse all movies should be like that, but it will make for a different kind of neo-fairytale movie than the wanna-be Disney movies we have seen lately.

  2. Andrew
    October 30, 2012 at 3:14 pm — Reply

    I would have preferred over the top German accents.

  3. Arbor Day
    October 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm — Reply

    Cameo by Bruce Campbell or no sale.

  4. b003
    October 31, 2012 at 10:02 pm — Reply

    Looks better than Jackman’s VanHelsing. But only time will tell.

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