Or – “At Least It Was On Time…”

With the upcoming Avengers Vs. X-Men crossover, this four-issue limited was solicited as significant, a stepping stone towards the inevitable fighty-fighty.  In truth, it’s both much more and quite a bit less than that…

AVENGERS: X-SANCTION #4
Writer: Jeph Loeb
Penciler: Ed McGuinness
Inker: Dexter Vines
Colorist: Morry Hollowell
Letterer: Comicraft’s A. Deschesne
Editor: Tom Brevoort
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Cover Price: $3.99

Previously, in Avengers – X-Sanction:  Although seemingly killed during the big X-Men crossover before last, Cable has returned from the future with a certainty that the Avengers are going to kill his surrogate daughter, Hope.  First, The Avengers arrived and fell into his trap, and eventually the X-Men also dropped into his hands (which, by the way, are quickly become ravaged by the techo-organic virus that he has carried for years.)  Cable’s endgame draws close, and Captain America and Cyclops are on site for the fireworks.  Will this light the fuse for AvX?

WHY IS THIS BOOK $3.99?

The story opens with a cameo by the New Avengers (The Thing, Iron Fist and Luke Cage), for the sole purpose of giving Wolverine someone to boss around, or at least it seems that way from the sequence of events.  Three generations of Summers’ get involved in fighty-fighty that alternates with serious angsty melodrama (even by X-Men standards), as Hope reads Cable’s mind and realizes that he doesn’t expect to survive this mission.  As interesting as it is to see Ed McGuinness working on Marvel’s biggest and brightest (his Falcon is pretty cool, I’ll grant you that), I just can’t justify that as the impetus for the book.  Cyclops and Cable’s father/son dynamic is interesting, but I don’t recall them being this close the last time they appeared together.  Granted, I haven’t read all the X-titles, but I’m not sure that anyone can be expected to do so anymore.  Cable’s master plan is quickly unraveled by his daughter, and once things start going south, it’s all gritted teeth and posturing until the end, and there’s a big reveal that has already been spoilered pretty much everywhere, and has been foreshadowed for several years already…

AND THE COSTUMES ON THE COVER AREN’T IN THE BOOK…

The battle sequences are probably the best part of the book, but at 20 pages, I’m hard-pressed to see why this book cost a dollar more than usual (other than Jeph Loeb costs extra $$$) and even though most books are 20 pages, this one is particularly sparse in terms of plotting.  With a big fight between their teams on the horizon, it completely ignores any foreshadowing of tension between Captain America and Cyclops, while no-selling any possible resentment between Cyclops and Wolverine, who were literally tearing each other to pieces less than five months ago.  Aside from the fate of Cable (which wasn’t an issue until this series) there is literally nothing going on in this issue that will have any lasting consequences.

THE VERDICT:  COMPLETELY INESSENTIAL.

The past four issues were big, loud and dumb, as well as overpriced and overdesigned, and this issue was no exception.  Hope’s secret has been out for a while (I think even Bishop hinted at it), Cable’s fate never really seemed to be up in the air, and the Avengers were pretty much spectators with a few tough-guy lines (Red Hulk’s John Wayne routine about burning out the poison with fever is especially suspect to me.)  Avengers: X-Sanction #4 comes across as a big money-grab with little to redeem it, not upsetting or offending, but simply boring the pants off me for 1 out of 5 stars overall.  I had hoped the ending would give us at least some tension for the upcoming AvX crossover, but even that is absent here…

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

The Author

Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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14 Comments

  1. DancesWithDudley
    March 25, 2012 at 2:43 pm — Reply

    “and there’s a big reveal that has already been spoilered pretty much everywhere, and has been foreshadowed for several years already…”
    … uh huh… and what was it? Site’s called Major Spoilers. I come here because I’m not going to drop 3.99 on an obviously crappy book but I would like to know what happened as it will effect books I will buy.
    What’s Hope’s secret? What’s Cable’s fate?
    This is Major Spoilers. Feel free to spoil majorly.

    • March 25, 2012 at 6:21 pm — Reply

      The secret reveal rhymes with “Schmope is the Bleenix.”

      • hunterDan
        March 25, 2012 at 6:42 pm — Reply

        the secret is Dope is the weetbix
        That makes no sense

        • March 25, 2012 at 6:51 pm — Reply

          Indeed…

        • ~wyntermute~
          March 26, 2012 at 8:32 pm — Reply

          It makes perfect sense… Weetbix is da bomb, yo! Dat shizznit is DOPE.

  2. C
    March 25, 2012 at 7:56 pm — Reply

    Yes, more MAJOR spoilers please!

    • March 25, 2012 at 8:36 pm — Reply

      Yes, more MAJOR spoilers please!

      Rosebud was his sled, Unicron is a Transformer, Vader is Luke’s father and WE ARE THE WALKING DEAAAAD!

  3. Rob
    March 25, 2012 at 8:00 pm — Reply

    Wait? So that’s not Colossus?

    • March 25, 2012 at 8:17 pm — Reply

      Wait? So that’s not Colossus?

      Nooope. That’s Cable, fully transmuted by the Techno-Organic virus.

      • Ian
        March 26, 2012 at 12:01 am — Reply

        Doesn’t Cable have white hair?

        • March 26, 2012 at 7:26 am — Reply

          Doesn’t Cable have white hair?

          Not anymore, thanks to Mutant Grecian Formula! Future follicle technology… TODAY!

  4. March 26, 2012 at 9:06 am — Reply

    Exactly Matthew, Issue #4 is totally nonsense. Althrough, Why The Avengers intense to kill Cable so much? Why they didn’t think to contain him? (I know He isn’t dead.)

  5. March 26, 2012 at 9:08 am — Reply

    And, Loeb is shitting everything He touch since Red Hulk storyline.

  6. Trick502
    March 26, 2012 at 11:10 am — Reply

    I agree. The only thing that I can see coming from this book is a possibility that cable saves the day and somehow stops the big AvX fight. Hell maybe he’ll even “kill” Hope(As if you could actually kill a comic character), or take on the phoenix force and the phoenix force will be the exscuse to hold back cables powers again. With the exception that he’s holding back the Phoenix force instead of the Techno Organic virus. That would make the whole miniseries important to the over all AvX event, and like most major events it would put almost all characters cable included back to status quo for next years event….

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