If you thought the adult film industry was done with with parodying popular comic book characters and properties, you don’t know the adult film industry very well.  Vivid Entertainment (who just sent me the Star Wars XXX movie for review), has announced She-Hulk XXX and Thor XXX are both going before the lens later this month.

Any guesses on who is going to play Jennifer Walters?

Vivid announced that former female wrestler turned adult film actress Chyna has been cast as Bruce Banner’s cousin, who becomes the strongest woman in the world when her emotional state gets too high.

Also in the flick are Gracie Glam, Lexie Belle, Jennifer Dark, Nicole Aniston, Alexis Texas, Mark Wood, Alec Knight, Alan Staford, Ryan Driller, Dale Dabone and Eric Masterson.

For those who want to see what kind of hammer the god of Thunder wields, Vivid also announced that Jean Valjean will play Thor.

Axel Braun has him returning from battle in Jotenheim, the land of the frost giants, only to be betrayed by his half-brother Loki.  As Thor’s exciting adventure unfolds, we meet The Enchantress and The Executioner, two of his oldest enemies, along with other colorful characters.

Other cast members of Thor XXX are Jessie Andrew, Kimberly Kane, Julia Ann, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tommy Pistol, Mark Davis, Dick Chibbles and Dick Delaware.

Can’t wait to see what Axel Braun and Vivid have in store for us next, and we’ll find out starting Sunday, February 26, 2012, when production on both movies begin.

via Vivid

 

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Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger loves comics, and has for the last 10 years. His favorite books included Fables, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Wonder Woman, and the Secret Six. Currently, Jack attends San Fernando Valley Community College, where he is studying film making.

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10 Comments

  1. February 22, 2012 at 10:53 pm — Reply

    Jean Valjean? That dumas.

    • floridabartaker
      February 22, 2012 at 11:02 pm — Reply

      He only stole the bread because of his sister!

  2. Gehrigan
    February 23, 2012 at 12:26 am — Reply

    I would have picked Lisa Ann for She-Hulk, personally.

    • ~wyntermute~
      February 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm — Reply

      Actually, that would’ve been WAY better casting than *shudders* Chyna. Lisa Ann could probably “act” better in the Jennifer Walters bits.

    • Dawnell_do
      February 23, 2012 at 6:49 pm — Reply

      I’d rather see Lisa Ann as the Baroness in a G.I.Joe parody.

    • aerohalen
      February 27, 2012 at 7:09 am — Reply

      you havent seen Lisa Ann lately have you?plus she is what,5’2″?

  3. Firefox
    February 23, 2012 at 2:41 pm — Reply

    Oh lord, not Chyna…

    • Ricco
      February 23, 2012 at 7:14 pm — Reply

      Agreed, you’d think they would have gone with a woman playing She-Hulk…

  4. b003
    February 23, 2012 at 10:23 pm — Reply

    These are the people that do the “This Aint the parodies?” Those are awful.

    Also that last Chyna movie Deep Inside or whatever was decent.

  5. aerohalen
    February 27, 2012 at 7:08 am — Reply

    it is porn,who cares who plays who?get a girl,paint her green,the end.

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