We’re still under a blizzard warning until sometime this afternoon, which means schools are closed, kids are hopped up on the goofball known as pre-Christmas present anxiety, and people are still taking to the roads and driving like the want to be in NASCAR.

Updates will be sporadic throughout the day – drive safe.

I don’t know what they’re saying, but translated, it probably means, “Can we pull over at the next truck stop and clean our our shorts?”

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Robot Overlord

Robot Overlord

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Robot Overlord. Robot Overlord may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. The Robot Overlord contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. If Robot Overlord begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Do not taunt the Robot Overlord.

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2 Comments

  1. Brian
    December 20, 2011 at 9:58 pm — Reply

    “Travelers through Kansas scrambled to rearrange their plans, mid-trip. The
    Fairfield Inn in Hays booked three dozen-rooms in a mere 20 minutes Monday
    night, as drivers got off Interstate 70, the state’s main east-west route,
    earlier than planned. Greg Boughton, a hydrologist from Cheyenne, Wyo., and
    his family quit traveling in the afternoon after their SUV nearly slid into
    a ditch.”

    You made the National news!

    • December 21, 2011 at 8:13 am — Reply

      Yup, we’re one of the last big stops between Kansas City and Denver, so we do end up making the news at least once a year. Also – That particular hotel is just a short jaunt from the Major Spoilers HQ

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