Look I enjoy candy just as much as the next person, but if you really, really, really want to show someone you love (to give them diabetes) spend the $150.00 for a 26-pound Gummy Bear.
Imagine the shock of your party goers when they realize that your 32,000-calorie gummy bear also features an integrated one-liter serving bowl! Serve punches, candies, or even more gummy bears from within this seventeen-inch-long confection.
A serving bowl people! That is what the holidays are all about!