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Celestial Crusade

This episode: It’s time for everyone to give it their all, if only Randus’ wasn’t having issues with time…


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  1. Poor Randus, nothing goes right for him. I thought the summoning and interrogating was well done, especially given the nature of the Void monsters. Ket in command somehow makes me nervous, as does having Torq front and center in the fray… I’m sure they’ll come up with some way not to get totally swarmed ASAP though. Either way, poor Bao Bel Bina deserves some OT pay from Erathis.

  2. I looooooooove Orem and the Interns (which was a great bubble-gum pop band from the late fifties!)

    Always so hilarious when those poor kids show up.

  3. Same Dave as ^^^ that guy.

    “…because Orem is a dick.” Hahahaha, that answer works for me.

    Thanks for the read,

    -Still not pretending to be Torq.

  4. Regarding the dragon’s hoard magic item thingy:
    I’m also trying to individualise magic items, so when rewarding the PCs with a dragon’s hoard, I reward them with Wondrous Items. That is, items that aren’t really individual to classes/races (Bag of Holding, etc). Of course, you can’t do this all the time, but it’s worked so far.

    Also, this episode was hilarious. Keep it up guys.

  5. A fantastic episode! I’ve listened 4 times already, so addicting.
    I hope we’ll see all the Randus from different universe come to rescue our one from disappearing in time, at some point.
    As per Ket, I think having him as commander is going to be fine and interesting. “Orem is a dick” cracked me up :). Those kids are going to be traumatize for a looong time.

  6. Was so happy to have Glaa back :) When (and I say when) Ket dies pleace let Rob be a non-mysterius-non-dark-but-poor-happy-go-lucky character.

    PS: Just kidden. Love Ket pleace don’t kill him off.

    PPS: Would love to hear the spinoff series “The Mighty Adventures of Sir Brentzen The Bold and Glaa of Melora”

    • As I read “The Mighty Adventures of Sir Brentzen The Bold and Glaa of Melora” I could not immagine the title delivered by Batman the Brave & the Bold’s Aquaman voice with a spinning cover of Brenzen wielding his sparkly sword and Glaa doing a Zoidberg. Mega Lols.

  7. Kenneth Celius Pettersen on

    Finally, the t-shirts I ordered made it through the everlasting abyss that is the Norwegian postal service at christmas. Yoy made my week, possibly month, and I haven’t gotten around to listen to the new episode yet. Keep up the good work, you guys are awesome.

  8. Hey, just wanted to say thanks for answering my question about ways to distribute magical items. My party is just about to wrap up their adventure with their “how the other 1/2 lives” characters and I plan on using their return to their original characters to explain their magical weapons/items they’ll recieve. Unfortunately I’ve run into yet another bane of the gm/dm… writer’s block. I have a general idea of where I want the adventure to go from here, just gotta figure out how to get from point A to point B.

    Loved this episode, some great bits with Randus and then with Orem and Ket. Really great RP as well during Torq’s meeting with the generals. Can’t wait for the next episode, keep up the great work.

  9. Aspiring Spambot on

    I love the summoning chant. “Gentlemen, we are here today to attempt what has never been achieved until now. We shall summon a vacuum cleaner.”

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