Want to see what Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson are gonna bring to the next G.I. JOE movie? The first trailer is here and it features a lot of stuff blowing up.

This actually looks halfway decent. I didn’t see any magical ninja armor causing soldiers to do amazing/impossible things. There wasn’t a giant building crumbling before our eyes. And Bruce Willis didn’t say, “Welcome to the party, Pal!” While the first movie made me roll my eyes, I might actually go see this flick.

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  1. December 14, 2011 at 10:50 am — Reply

    While this doesn’t look as awful as the first one, it still looks like Hollywood is right on track to murder another little piece of my childhood.

  2. Ced
    December 14, 2011 at 11:24 am — Reply

    With the sound effect I was expecting the Bayformers to show up. :-p

    I agree, it look more like the GiJoes, I prefer it to the first movie designs and stupid power suits.

    Strange how the characters are not presented.

    • December 14, 2011 at 11:43 am — Reply

      Yeah, I thought the exact same thing, which almost sunk my battleship…

  3. December 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm — Reply

    “Seven nation army” is an interesting choice.

    • December 15, 2011 at 11:22 am — Reply

      “Seven nation army” is an interesting choice.

      I took that as a meta-statement…

  4. Rowan
    December 14, 2011 at 8:09 pm — Reply

    Sooo uhh is Duke dead in this one? Right away?

  5. December 15, 2011 at 2:19 am — Reply

    “My cholesterols are a little high.”
    Right on – John McClane is back!

  6. Ricco
    December 15, 2011 at 8:22 am — Reply

    So… It’s the newest cartoon version again? Instead of Sigma Six they’re going for Renegades, I was hoping for old school weather control device or something original.

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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