1. JacinB
    December 13, 2011 at 1:17 pm — Reply

    What part of that story hasn’t been told … ?

    • December 13, 2011 at 1:54 pm — Reply

      The night terrors he experienced during his transformation?

    • December 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm — Reply

      The amazing part…

      • brenton8090
        December 13, 2011 at 7:10 pm — Reply

        You beat me to it. I’ve been waiting for a few days to make that joke on MS. In my head, Patton Oswalt is ranting.

  2. brenton8090
    December 13, 2011 at 7:12 pm — Reply

    I swear, if this is a “twilighted” version of Spider-Man, I quit Marvel all together, see if I don’t. I still haven’t forgiven them for the last movie. (And honestly, how hard do you have to work to screw up a cool character like Venom? It writes itself!)

    • Arbor Day
      December 13, 2011 at 10:44 pm — Reply

      Blame Avi Arad for convincing Raimi to include Venom after already writing the story about Sandman.

  3. Ian
    December 13, 2011 at 9:23 pm — Reply

    Sorry, I just can’t get behind Emo Spider Man

  4. Brenton8090
    December 14, 2011 at 4:44 am — Reply

    I blame Sam Raimi for writing a stupid Sandman story in the first place.

    • that dude
      December 18, 2011 at 4:30 pm — Reply

      Word to thyne mother good sir.

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