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  1. That image, for some odd reason, makes me imagine a home shopping network.

    “And here we have a STUNNING new arrival, the Thor battle outfit. Only twenty EASY installments of $1999.95!! That’s just PENNIES a second!! The phones are ringing off the hook, so we need to put a clock on this!!”

  2. I am glad they are returning Ultimate Thor’s ax-hammer. Seeing him with the Earth-616 hammer ruined everything; made him too similar to the mainstream version. The ax-hammer is one of Ultimate Thor’s signature items that easily distinguishes him. Hopefully they revert back to Ultimate Iron-Man’s bulkier armor, the current one looks like a cheap rip off of the movie armor.

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