Or – “More Things In Heav’n And Earth, Horatio…”

There is a lot more to the history of comic books than Amazing Fantasy, Detective Comics and Hulk #181.  Those big dogs may get all the press, but there are other heroes, lesser heroes (but heroes nonetheless), who work where they cannot.  Men and woman and cyborgs and the occasional canine, alien, robot or what-have-you who are proud to stand up and say, “Hey!  I’m a caped crusader , too!”

And then… There’s Tod.



Script: Otto Binder
Pencils: Carl Pfeufer
Inks: Carl Pfeufer
Colors: Uncredited
Letters: Uncredited
Editor: Wendell Crowley
Publisher: Milson Publishing/Lightning Comics
Cover Price: 25 Cents
Current Near-Mint Pricing: $80

Previously, on Super Green Beret:  Soooo… Yeah. I got nothin’ this time.  Let’s just pick up the story where the story picks up, and hope that we don’t need bourbon before the issue is done…

Y’know, I’ve been looking for this comic for quite a few years, ever since I bought my copy of Rovin’s “Encyclopedia of Super-Heroes” back in college, and it never occurred to me for a second that a comic set during the Viet Nam conflict called ‘Super Green Beret’ would be so incredibly, overtly racist in its tone.  Does that make me naive?  Either way, Uncle Roger does what any good soldier would do, and protects the Abbot of the monastery, and receives a mystical boon for his heroism.

Now, I’m not a military man, and I’ve never been a member of the branch of the armed forces colloquially known as the Green Berets (I believe the actual term is “Special Forces,” if I remember my old G.I. Joe comics correctly) but I’m pretty sure that someone on active duty (even on leave) is not allowed to give away part of their uniform.  Either way, nephew Tod’s youthful enthusiasm lets him do what Uncle Roger couldn’t: Channel the power of the Abbot into SUPERHUMAN POWERS!!


I also have to say I never expected his powers to be “whatever the hell pops into the writer’s mind,” either.  Tod discovers that his Green Beret can telepathically tune into minds anywhere in the world, so naturally, he chooses to scan events in Viet Nam.  When he “overhears” a squad in trouble, he teleports ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD to save them!  (Take that, Bat-copter!)

I can NOT believe how awfully disturbing the depictions of Vietnamese are in this issue, reminding me of some of the worst “yellow peril” images from World War II.  He turns the snipers weapons against them (albeit non-fatally) and then leads the American soldiers… right into a trap.  Tod salutes, and one of the soldiers looks at him in awe, asking why he is saluting the enemy.  Super Green Beret responds, “[I’m saluting them] for having brought up such a defective tank!”

What’s really weird about this story is that it feels like any number of cocky World War II stories I’ve read, such as when Daredevil taunted Hitler, or when Kablammakus punched out Marshal Petain, but in a more modern context (with a 12-year-old protagonist, no less) it’s quite off-putting.  Perhaps the entire story isn’t going to be about punching out subhuman caricatures of Asians?

Of course not.  Now he’s also going to punch out subhuman caricatures of Central Americans.  Oy…   Tod’s super-telepathy informs him of a small democratic country about to be overthrown by rebels (the leader of which bears a striking resemblance to Fidel Castro.)  As Super Green Beret, Tod finds that he is a match for any army, deflecting bullets Superman style, and throwing tanks like a duck throws off water, but discovers his only weakness for the first time: He’s powerless without his chapeau.

You have to wonder exactly how bad El Presidente’s vision is, as Super Green Beret totally just turned back into Billy Batson Tod Holton right before his eyes, but he didn’t actually see it.  No wonder he needs so much protection, he wouldn’t be able to tell whether the rebels were coming until they were right there in his face.  As for Tod, he is taken to the rebel’s secret stronghold by a guard who is clearly too dumb to live..

I’ll say this for Tod Holton:  For an ethnocentric jingoistic little punk, he’s got a mean right cross.  Before he can get his hat back, Tod ends up getting jumped by the leader’s son, who apparently likes to randomly attack members of the revolution for no reason.  Tod doesn’t hold much with this sort of foolishness, throws a right cross and knocks his dumb @$$ out (cuz the boys in the Green Beret hood are always hard, and if you talk trash, they will pull your card.)

Honestly, I kind of hoped that the beret would fail at this point.  Super Green Beret takes out an entire battalion of bad guys before personally putting El Presidente back in power, imbalancing the entire region and basically imposing American hegemony on Latin America.  Then, he goes home to finish his history lesson…

…during which, he learns of a particular group of World War II soldiers who ran into trouble, and uses his Super Green Beret to travel back in time and…  Okay, it’s pretty much the same stuff with different uniforms.

Also worth noting is the fact that he used the “Who won last year’s World Series?” trick to identify himself as an American to the soldiers, making me think that perhaps the hero isn’t the only twelve-year-old involved in the promotion of this comic book.  They manage to keep Hitler from dying before he should have died, and then Tod receives a telepathic message from Viet Nam again, as two Viet Cong soldiers prepare to blow up a bridge.  Tod kicks them in the face (!!) but doesn’t quite save the bridge.  Fortunately for the soldiers, Super Green Beret’s powers make no sense…

Once again, Tod proves invulnerable to all forms of attack, but not to a strong breeze, as his beret is blow off into the nearby river.  Said river is infested with alligators (which, you may note, don’t actually live in Viet Nam or anywhere much near it. although Tod may just be misidentifying a crocodile) that want to eat his hat.  Luckily, Tod is able to use his charming personality to get the Viet Cong to throw him to the man-eaters (which they, themselves, also misidentify as alligators.)

Tod Holton outswims the alligator/crocodile, which is a pretty impressive feat, grabs his hat and transforms, then uses his powers to take out more horribly stereotypical Viet Cong soldiers and head home.  The rest of the issue is taken up with odd pieces like a description of various military headgear and some text pieces that are as gung ho as the comics themselves.  Overall, though, I found myself nonplussed about this book, not disappointed so much, as I expected my enjoyment of the book to be hipster-ironic at best, but I didn’t expect the issue to be actually distasteful in it’s representation of “the enemy.”  The overall story is nonsensical, though, and there’s just something anachronistic about the book, even 40 years down the line.  Super Green Beret #1 is a particularly bizarre affair, and it’s old-school “the enemy is a monster” propaganda is bothersome on more than one level, earning 2 out of 5 stars overall.  My excitement at having found the thing still remains high, though, so it’s still a win for me…

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

Faithful Spoilerite Question Of The Day:  Why is it that I’m not so bothered by jingoistic hyper-American racism in WWII era comics, but it’s troublesome in one from 1967?


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  1. There’s a slight difference though, innit? The mighty Propaganda Machine didn’t have to extend too much effort to convince us of the world-conquering ambitions of the Germans and Japanese. Even this far removed, we know there was some truth behind the propaganda. At that time they WERE our enemy. Things weren’t so black and white with Vietnam. We weren’t fighting a “just” war, per se. We weren’t pushing freedom anymore. We were pushing political agenda.

  2. Wow. What else can I say? WHERE do you FIND this stuff???

    Back in the 60s I was extremely fond of John Wayne movies until he put out the film “The Green Berets” which, I wonder, might have been the inspiration for this truly wacked up idea of a comic book. There were quite a few similarities. The pro-American jingoism; the Vietnamese being portrayed as sadistic, barely human gooks. I hated the movie because it tried to force John Wayne’s personal opinion that the Vietnam War was a “good” war just like World War II onto the viewing public, and, at the time Wayne appeared on political ads and TV spots and voiced his outrage at anybody who disagreed with him, claiming that anybody who was against the war was Unamerican. It wasn’t until after he had passed away that I went back to watch any of his movies he made after “Green Berets”, but I still, to this day, will not watch that piece of trash movie.

    This comic you dredged up isn’t as cynical or as mean-spirited as the film. And how is it you’re willing to accept a magic glowing beret but not alligators in a Vietnamese river? All kidding aside, you should visit Gocomics and read the Sept. 18th comic for “Ink Pen” as Buddy, the perpetual sidekick, finds some radioactive bugs and acquires super powers… It’s almost as funny as “Super Green Beret”…

  3. “His clothes and some jungle dirt should do as a disguise.”

    Really? What if I used some “park dirt” or “forest dirt”? Would they be able to see through my costume? Is jungle dirt the official dirt of masters of disguise? Sheesh…

  4. George Chimples on

    Great find and review. I remember reading about this a long time ago and thinking WTF.

    What an interesting relic. Where did you find it?

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