I know we’ve been following the Star Wars pron parody for some time – especially with the announcement that Lexington Steele was playing Darth Vader. That’s playing Darth Vader, not playing WITH Darth Vader…

Anyway, there’s a trailer for the fap flick that is safe for work.

“This was by far the most elaborate, expensive and complicated production I’ve ever been involved with, and it features some of the most difficult-to-capture sex scenes ever conceived,” added Braun. “A lot of passion, time, and money went into the making of the parody “Star Wars XXX’, and the end result is a true epic parody that I believe fans will love for years to come.”

Allie Haze stars as Princess Leia, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Dick Chibbles and Chewbacca, and Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

If you are worried about the guy to girl ratio, those Stormtroopers are women…

And who’s with me in thinking the kid playing Luke Skywalker looks and acts a lot like Mark Wahlberg in his Boogie Nights days?

via Vivid.com

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Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger loves comics, and has for the last 10 years. His favorite books included Fables, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Wonder Woman, and the Secret Six. Currently, Jack attends San Fernando Valley Community College, where he is studying film making.

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9 Comments

  1. brenton8090
    August 11, 2011 at 8:02 pm — Reply

    This actually looks really funny. They’re really taking the parody part seriously. This might be the breast star wars parody ever!

    • August 12, 2011 at 8:03 am — Reply

      HA! I see what you did there…

    • February 5, 2012 at 5:18 pm — Reply

      I think the same, I’m really looking forward to this parody!

  2. Alisha Mynx
    August 12, 2011 at 5:37 pm — Reply

    Would… would someone mind buying and sending this to me? For, uh, review purposes? Yeah, that sounds plausible…

  3. Ricco
    August 13, 2011 at 12:23 am — Reply

    Better parody then Phantom Menace that’s for sure…

  4. hunterdan
    October 4, 2011 at 3:38 am — Reply

    I believe there’s a blu ray version where the director has added extra Yes..Yes….Yes’s!!!

  5. Mrnoname
    January 7, 2012 at 6:48 pm — Reply

    Will Han shoot first in this version?

  6. Davis
    September 28, 2012 at 5:37 pm — Reply

    The fat pilot looks and acts like John Goodman!
    Is it possible?

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